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MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


ITS JUST A GAME - Proffesor Oak? He Came? Its Rated E!


TAGS: oak pokemon game came cum
Rating: 2.17/5

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WhiteRaven - February 2, 2009, 2:47 am
E for Ejaculation??? HMM???


PSYCHIC FAIR TODAY - Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances




CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


YOU SHUT UP!!! - We're trying to get our straight priorities!


TAGS: tits getfo or clouds cummulus
Rating: 2.18/5

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energy - October 22, 2008, 9:00 pm
another lame tunnel


LIFEGUARDS. - "Thank you, thank you, thank you! I almost drowned and you saved me! ... Am I sitting on a Sea Cucumber?..."


TAGS: sea cucumbers
Rating: 4.21/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 4:19 pm
I am greater then all? Me thinks that be a bit of an understatement. Lol. Just kidding. But cheese pizza sounds amsome now.
Spangle - March 4, 2010, 9:45 pm
hodge > all
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:28 pm
Cheese. That is all.
rerun - February 16, 2010, 9:25 pm

Hey - you are on of the "good guys". You are allowed to fire away. Some people just cannot take what they give.
MO - February 16, 2010, 9:19 pm
Looks like you're doing fine without me though. Some things never change. Morons committing "death by MOD"
MO - February 16, 2010, 9:18 pm
I meant attention, but if you need me to I'll chew a Timmy for ya!
rerun - February 16, 2010, 9:16 pm

Sure MO, fire away.
MO - February 16, 2010, 9:15 pm
Can I get some?
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:53 pm

we have given this guy too much attention as is.
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 8:52 pm
go look at NANANA rejected and see if it's not the avatar for thundersptt39
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:51 pm

just looked, cannot tell who sumbitted after rejected. Thunder was banned, guess firstdibs will be too
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 8:49 pm
firstdibs39, thunderspitt39, yeah, I think it's the same person
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:48 pm

I think we can view the last 100 posters
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 8:47 pm
once you reject, can you back and view who submitted it?
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:45 pm

you think its Thunder the Dumb Wonder or whatever he called himself?
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
and I'm just guessing here but I'll bet the rejected poster REJECTED: LA LA LA is his too
GreyScorpion - February 16, 2010, 8:43 pm
ReRun, it's your buddy from 89539
DreMagnum - February 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
Oh ok, its down there. BAN TIME
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:37 pm

firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 12:31 pm And she was relieved to have a real man instead of rerun's 2 incher.
DreMagnum - February 16, 2010, 8:36 pm
Im not seeing any comment...?
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:22 pm

firstdibs is taking a shot at me, I have no idea who they are. I don't take "shots" from just anybody. Had you made the same comment, it would have been OK, there is a history and respect there.
DreMagnum - February 16, 2010, 8:10 pm
whats going on rerun?
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:03 pm

1st warning firstdibs strike 1
MrRandom - February 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
But the resulting mod retaliation is hilarious
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
trying to piss off members here is pretty stupid
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
And she was relieved to have a real man instead of rerun's 2 incher.
jiggyphish - January 23, 2010, 3:58 pm
On the count of 3, I'll grunt while you pull this starfish out of my ass.
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 8:34 am
Here, rest on this awhile till you get your strength back.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 8:31 am

sadly she still drowned, something about him pulling the cork out of the bottle...
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 8:05 am
XD 5
ronsart - January 22, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL...5/5


EPIC CUMSHOT - Ewwwww its everywhere




THE BEST OF INTENTIONS -


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.79/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks


PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others


TAGS: westley ryan cummerbund roberts
Rating: 2.53/5

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amina - October 7, 2009, 9:34 am
the dread pirate roberts :)


ROBIN - I Always Hated That Little Bitch




buyer beware -


TAGS: tiny vaccum bad idea
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 12, 2014, 3:06 pm
There should be a MotiNetwork site devoted to the hoodwinks and sneaky tricks companies perpetuate on ignorant, lackadaisical consumers who cannot possibly read disclaimers on television ads. Just sayin'.


HOW DO YOU -


TAGS: whale circumcise bad joke pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2011, 7:59 am
that come from Down Under... :)


GENERATION GAP -




My Phone -


TAGS: phone filmed documentary
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 9:22 pm
Bin There .
Greeny - December 22, 2013, 1:49 pm
Glow in the dark lint fail


FACIALS -




PUNS - Way too many for me to comprehend here




WHEN IN ISRAEL - Remember that Hebrew isn't beer, and DO NOT order the brisket in English.




HIS FATAL WEAKNESS -




TROLLS A.K.A. TIMMIES -


TAGS: cubby trolls timmies scum
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 1:33 am
It's a tribute, of sorts!
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 1:04 am
get them in poster form...that's what I say


MOUTHFULL - It's all in there!




IT'S A TRICK - That last word doesn't need to be unscrambled




EASIEST A+ EVER -


TAGS: scum shithead worst person of the world
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - August 22, 2009, 2:15 am
ron snuck this one in. a smooth 5 lions
RONSART - August 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Scum Shithead = my pity for his mama and puppy...they don,t even like him. If ignorance is bliss...he,s the happiest person alive. And the only place he’s invited is outside. And you all have seen people like him before...but you had to pay admission.
spacedog - August 22, 2009, 12:25 am
Shithead is a brainless cocksucker who fucking needs to start contributing to the site, instead of pissing on those who do. Start wearing your balls out front and make a poster of your own, you scum covered, cabbage faced, pile of cat puke. STFU or GTFO.
Woodywood03a - August 22, 2009, 12:18 am
(I am happy I am here.) I am really am.
spacedog - August 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Hmm, hope you meant 255 letters, there Ron. I'll give it a shot.


ACTUALLY - I think they're altocumulus


TAGS: clouds cumulus
Rating: 2.78/5

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Chubbyson - March 19, 2009, 12:52 pm
Clouds? What fuckin' clouds?
Mr Who - June 3, 2008, 3:01 pm
Fuck the clouds she be smuggling smarties.


CUM - When you just can't seem to spell WRHDG...


TAGS: cum lol captcha koc
Rating: 1.85/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 1, 2009, 3:06 am
Actually, you should stop smoking so much crack.
Actually - January 1, 2009, 2:10 am
Captain Douchebag, clicking on the add comment button makes the text highlightable, therefore being able to copy/paste a link if your computer won't let you do it over a link.
Captain Douchebag - August 13, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yeah. I also noticed the whole, you know..Abundance of stupid he had.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 4:06 pm
Notice how the impostor both misspelled 'Douchbag' and couldn't fit one sentence in one comment?
Captain Douchebag - August 13, 2008, 2:22 pm
Oh, cool, the fail-troll's back.
Captain Douchbag - August 13, 2008, 2:11 pm
love having men cum in my mouth
Captain Douchebag - August 13, 2008, 2:10 pm
Also I
Captain Douchebag - August 12, 2008, 9:55 pm
Double fail. Once for doing a shit job of advertising, and again for thinking links work on here. Get out of the Internet.
DeRka - August 12, 2008, 9:32 pm
I'm the maker of this...if you dont mind doing me a favor click this link then click the captch # thing thanks! http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=288nj5c6


ROWENTA VACUMES - They come in quite handy sometimes


TAGS: vacume
Rating: 1.8/5

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agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:10 pm
Vacuums. eg: A lot of his posters suck like Rowenta vacuums.


FASHION - When your dressing says about you: "I'm a modern woman; i'm strong, and i won't get on my knees!"




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: calendar fire scum heart mariand
Rating: 4.83/5

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Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 7:11 am
Quite hectic.
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:40 am
Whoa. Interesting.


GENERAL APPEAL -


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...


Dread -


TAGS: fread cucumber man replace
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 2:31 am
Teehee...and my neighbours wonder every summer why I plant cucumbers. Dill pickles my a**!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: cream scum your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:53 pm
To quote a great time traveler, "Builds Character"
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:17 pm
Easy on the mod-bashing posters, dude! 5L


Michael Moore -


TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?


FAMILIARITY -


TAGS: victim of circumstance pages of your family album stuck together
Rating: 4.44/5

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redhdsrbst - May 15, 2010, 8:01 am
I always heard "The closer the kin the sweeter the skin." - 5 Sweet Lions
forseti - May 15, 2010, 5:11 am
INCEST - a game for the (w)hole family! epic picture, 5 ligers
sickartist - May 14, 2010, 10:31 pm
I don't remember ANY of my ex's relatives I even wanted to see naked... 5L though
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 10:21 pm
Yay incest!
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 9:52 pm
I think Bro-In Law's wife is his sister...ewww!
rerun - May 14, 2010, 8:39 pm

hmmmm, by bro-in-law wife is smoking.....
Sean - May 14, 2010, 8:23 pm
Beautiful. And as we say in my family, Never put off to tomorrow what your sister's future husband won't let you do tomorrow. Or something like that.
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well done, 5L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:25 pm
Hi-Larious 5L.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:04 pm
Is that you, cousin pie?
pieman - May 14, 2010, 3:57 pm
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. That is what Ma(auntie) Pa(uncle) used to say. 5 kissin cousins.


CUCUMBERS -




baby names -


TAGS: boston marathon scumbag
Rating: 3.56/5

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Silverheart - April 19, 2013, 2:26 pm

Which pixel are you refering to?


TRANSLATION -


TAGS: ah cummonn coulter got yer sense of humor
Rating: 3.14/5

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agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 11:59 pm
The elephant, too. Beautifully layered. I no longer like any of my motifakes.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
Caveman, tunnel, Ann...I think I need to look at this some more...wait, wait...tunnel drains into water boarding pit...no...*Damn, need to study*


Inevitable -


TAGS: america liberty succumb fall history
Rating: 1.91/5

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Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:11 am
I believe China will be invading from the west... That statue's gonna be ok for awhile...
Overlord Douchebag - November 28, 2008, 12:35 am
That's not how my hostile takeover is going to go down. I just thought it'd be a nice visual.


The Paradox. -




Austerity -


TAGS: document reality dream freely
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 1, 2016, 10:25 am
I did write it down....somewhere...
concern3 - January 1, 2016, 4:13 am
yes sir


the Circumcision -


TAGS: chicken cross the road circumcision
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 9, 2017, 6:46 am
Totally kosher heh. ^^^^^Up


Undocumented -


TAGS: undocumented illegal immigrant hide
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 22, 2017, 3:56 pm
Good thinking ;)
Silverheart - March 22, 2017, 1:53 pm

And please - we need more motifakin' fakers in the Poster Evolution thread!
Silverheart - March 22, 2017, 1:53 pm

Didn't I just see this pic this morning? Noone else playing in the Poster Evolution thread, making it a tie by default. So why not both of us be winners?


DOCUMENTARY MOVIE -




Premature ejaculation -


TAGS: premature ejaculation cum efficiency climax
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - August 15, 2014, 6:37 pm
Heh, only if you get paid by the load, not by the hour. 5L


Whit Male Tear. -


TAGS: white male tears jizz cum
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 8:19 am
Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
JesusWept - September 27, 2017, 3:51 am
LMAO!!! Brilliant!


GENETIC ENGINEERING - The possibilities are frightening but strangely welcome by others, go figure?




Cats vs. Cucumbers -




Sticky -


TAGS: seaman are cumming
Rating: 4/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:13 pm

NEENER NEENER


Random Thoughts -


TAGS: superman circumcision things i think of when i cannot sleep
Rating: 3/5

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JesusWept - June 26, 2014, 11:34 am
Supergirl will be a virgin forever lmao. L L L L L


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